the fuzzy family
~ CURRENT MEMBERS ~
Executive Director, Web Master, Class of 2024
John is an animate clump of blond hair from just outside of Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania. He enjoys taking long naps in public spaces, eating excessive amounts of food, and being generally raucous. As Fuzzy Dice’s token athlete, John can be found at any waking moment thrashing around in the deep end of DeNunzio Pool. Please assist him if he stops moving.
Artistic Director, Class of 2024
Chloe “Old Hickory” Satenberg hails from the great city of smog and overpriced smoothies: Los Angeles. She enjoys long walks on the beach, piña coladas, and getting caught in the rain. You can often find her resting peacefully under a willow tree or in the gym bench pressing 225 lbs. Within the orthodontic community, she has received high honors for being “that girl who still wears her retainers every night.”
Treasurer, Class of 2025
Amalia (parenthesis Molly) Lopkin hails from New Jersey, but like, up north, like not at all near Princeton; she enjoys a wide variety of activities, from eating an entire block of parmesan cheese, to eating an entire bag of cheddar cheese, to knife throwing, and can often be found writing sentences that are much too long and terribly misspelled.
Publicity Director, Class of 2025
Jeffery Chen is from San Mateo, California, but he'll tell you he grew up in Illinois because it makes him feel special. You can often find him humming showtunes, napping, or making spicy content on Youtube (his friends claim it is "mild" at best). Obsessed with self-betterment he initially joined improv because he'd read it as "improve," but he decided to stick around. He was also born 2 months prematurely-- the only time he was ever early to something in his life.
Social Chair, Class of 2025
Born in the town of Shrewsbury "Snoozebury" Massachusetts, Maxfield Evers; or as his friends call him, Max; or how his EVEN CLOSER friends call him, Maxfield, does not know how punctuation works. An avid tangentially-French person, you can see him walking at an uncomfortably brisk pace and owning an above average amount of scarves. At night, his eyes glow, rendering him completely blind but especially rad looking with a pair of light-up Sketchers.
Secretary/Alumni Coordinator, Class of 2025
Dana, who was primed for battle in the ancient lands of Scottsdale, Arizona, was actually born in Las Vegas, though she has been informed that she was not in fact an accident. She is a state certified Google Maps connoisseur and she feasts on the flesh of children, but only on Thursdays. She can either be found in the club, surrounded by suitors, or in the bank, depositing lots and lots of money. She has a boyfriend, but you wouldn't know him because he goes to another school.
Class of 2023
Elias Mosby is from the dirt roads and sweeping fields of Van Alstyne, Texas. Round those parts he's known as the Godpapy. As the CEO of the totally legal Texas Cow Tipping Association, he is well acquainted with the in's and out's of barnyard foolery. When not performing his totally legal redneck duties, he is most likely taking one of his sixteen daily naps.
Class of ????
Put down that gosh darn computer and go audition for fuzzy dice, young whippersnapper.listen to your elder!
~ CURRANT MEMBERS ~
Pink Champagne Currant
Ribus Ribrum, Class of 2021
Primarily used for fruit production, this gorgeous plant is a compact, mounding, diciduous shrub that grows 3-5' tall. Yum!
Ribes Nigrum, Class of 2022
Black currants, which grow excellently in sandy loams and forest soils, are known for their enticing aroma and tart flavor. Perfect for jams and jellies!
Unwelcome Presence, Class of Eww
"Stop right there. You're not a currant at all- what do you think you're doing in the currant members section of this website? You don't BELONG here. Get lost, you wrinkly old raisin, before I smack you so hard you turn back into a GRAPE!"
~ OUR ALUMNI ~
We love our alumni! If you're an alumnus/a email John to make sure you're on our mailing list.
2006: David Kaplan*
2008: Will Ellerbe*, George Lace*, Alex Limpaecher*, Mark Bur, Paul Cowgill, Whitney Mosery
2009: Ashley Alexander, Annie Haslam Colquitt
2010: Jessica Taylor
2011: Sam Borchard, Kaitlyn Hamilton, Will Martinez
2012: Louisa Ferguson, Laura Pedersen, Max Rosmarin, Taylor Stewart-Cannon, Eric Wang
2013: LindseyRose Aguero-Sinclair
2014: Nigel Brauser, Lauren Coleman, Sara Figel, Sam Payne, Quintin Sally, Dillon Sharp, Dan Steurer
2015: Kelsea Best, Evan Coles
2016: Angad Anand, Justin "Japes" Poser
2017: Paulina Orillac
2018: Paddy Boroughs, Jessica Quinter, Cat Sharp
2019: Cameron McKenzie, Raina Seyd, Shea Minter, MacLean Collins
2020: Jackson Artis (Director of the Board)
2021: Ben Bollinger, Lowell Hutchinson
2022: Owen Matthews, Jonathan Som